4 June 2074, Jupiter, Florida, Confederated States of America – Troll Stomp!’s “Glow in the Dark” tour landed some of the most impressive special effects ever scene in concert earlier tonight. Just as the band’s seminal song “Stomp! Stomp!” hit its pyrotechnical and musical climax, a Hawker-Rigley HS 950 Skytrain took off from the runway of the abandoned airfield where the concert was being held. “Frackin’ awesome” declared one fan from the paramedic station, ”The fireworks and engine noise blended with the music to overload my cyberears! I think I saw the chick flying it give us all the finger too!”
The band claims it was an impromptu addition to their act – one that they worked out with the passing pilot moments before getting on stage. Despite the lack of rehearsal, Other than some auditory damage to fans, and two who suffered broken legs when a light fixture, clipped by the plane’s landing gear, fell on them, the stunt went off without a hitch.
reporting by Sammy Savoy of Entertainment Tonight