2 May 2074 – Montreal, Republique du Quebec – NeoNET announced today that its subsidiary, Novatech, has completed a full wireless Matrix restoration. “We can’t always guarantee a signal on your local carrier,” Richard Villiers, CEO of Novatech stated a press conference in the Mega-Corporation’s new Montreal Headquarters, “but we believe we have sufficiently rebuilt infrastructure to a point where there are no more ‘dead ends” or ‘unreachable spaces”. We’re al one big happy interconnected world again.” Villiers took no questions, though he did smile slightly when asked how long “apocalypse recovery fees” will continue to show on the wireless bills of over two billion wireless customers worldwide.
reporting by Al Simmons of the Wall Street Journal