6 April 2074 – Geneva, Switzerland – After a microphone gaff that made some unflattering comments about the Corporate Court, the United Nations has relieved Shannon O’Connell of her duties as the UN Food Bank Director. She is being replaced Anais Mollier, a Vice President of Marketing for Saedur Krupp. Madam Mollier has assured the UN of her passion for world hunger and promises o use her corporate contacts o help solve the current crisis.
reporting provided by Annetta Connolly of the Associated Press