2 July 2074, Dubai, The Arabian Caliphate – Officials from Horizon Services, Incorporated announced a preview of their new in-home software suite – named Gideon. The suite, which boasts higher levels of AI than any previous suite, will “anticipate a home-owners every need” and is designed to “take the monotony out of daily homemaking decisions”. The suite, heralded as a major break-through in artificial intelligence, is being developed at Horizon’s software division in Dubai. Officials expect the software to be released as early as August and have already begun to take pre-orders.

Horizon stocks rose 3% on the news.

reporting by Al Simmons of the Wall Street Journal